Objective: Seeking full-time sanity and normalcy; but will compromise for part-time or swing shift if full-time sanity is unavailable.
- Will relocate if necessary; given relocation costs are at least reimbursed, in part. (I am willing to pay for this goal out of pocket.)
Birth – 1995: Drug Addict/criminal
1994 – 2001: Wife/hostage to a Psychopathic Murderer
2001 – 2003: MAJOR TRAUMATIC INJURY/long-term hospitalization/countless surgeries
2003 – 2009: Mother/gladiator
2009 – Present: Grieving Mother/local government hostage/ticking time bomb
The reasons I feel that I am a good candidate for sanity and normalcy are pretty straightforward:
- I crave both things deeply and genetically.
- I would not abuse either one in any way.
- Without my achieving one or the other fairly soon, everybody involved better watch the fuck out.